@fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "low";
$debugMode = true;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = 9.8; // in linux marketplaces
$phpversion = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = true;
$graiw_privileges = true;
$config['database']['host'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = true;
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = [
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['host'] = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "debug"
error_log = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = 'redis';
$config['database']['collation'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = '123456';
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = root
privileges = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_if = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = 16
backlog = "password";
$mysql_db = "192.168.1.1";
$mysql_user = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = false;